Who’s the biggest monster?

You know you’ve been wanting to know the answer to the big question, what monster is the biggest.
Now that the Cloverfield monster has won a place in the giant-monster canon, everybody wants to know how he’d do in a fight against Godzilla. The answer: he’d have a chance against the original 1954 Godzilla, but none whatsoever against the newer, twice-as-tall version. See how Cloverfieldy stacks up to other giant monsters in the crucial giantness department, after the jump. (Very minor spoilers only.)
