
First off let me get the hi’s and howdy’s out of the way. I am Scott Johnson…you may know me from ExtraLife, or you may not know me at all, in which case let me say this: I love ZeStuff, and I am all sorts of excited to work on this blog with Pierre.
Let me ask you a question: Could there be any greater gift than a bow that shoots mini-marshmallows at high velocity in the direction of your ever present foes? Certainly the answer is a resounding “no”, yes? Confused? Don’t be.
I’m happy to announce a contest that will put this puppy in your grubby little hands, where it belongs. See that embarrassing image of Pierre up there? I want you to caption that photo in the comments, let hilarity ensure and by Wednesday, he and I will pick our favorite 5 from the lot. Then YOU, dear reader, get to vote on which of those five deserves the big prize. Voting starts Wednesday and continues through Friday, Noon Eastern time.
I can’t stress enough the envy this will create amongst your friends and family. And besides, who will help Pierre fend off giant fluffy bunnies? You will….YOU will.